
Have you seen The Avengers? The summer’s first blockbuster film is off to a fast start at the box office.
Me? I took a pass.
Science fiction just isn’t my thing, though I appreciate the creativity and as a father of four I am likely to end up going at some point.
I don’t know the plot of The Avengers but appreciate the “‘good versus evil” message, particularly as it applies to the investment field.
Would the Avengers make good investment advisors? My gut says no, though they would probably be ideal relationship managers.
Think of the possibilities:
Imagine walking into a crowded restaurant on a Saturday night without a reservation next to Captain America. Corner table? No problem.
Subway rides and street corners would feel safer next to The Iron Man though he would probably cost you a lot of money on the golf course.
And at ballgames you would move quickly through turnstiles and concession lines behind the Incredible Hulk.
But as investment advisors? Not so much.
For one thing, as professionals our job is to patiently set a clear direction instead of fight off an external evil force. Superheroes are not patient.
I think back to my first meeting with a prospective client many years ago, an advertising executive referred to me by an accountant. I knew going in there was a big learning curve and that the prospect had accumulated wealth through automatic deposits rather than a disciplined strategy, a practice the CPA called “pay and pray.”
In our initial meeting the executive handed me his most recent quarterly statement. As I reviewed the holdings he pointed to one fund which had underperformed the market. When I pointed out that it was a growth fund, he looked at me, incredulously, and shot back, “Well, it’s not growing!”
This was before I could point out that value funds were in favor, not that it mattered in the moment.
Managing investment portfolios requires patience, a trait not common with superheroes. Patient investing often means being fashionably late to the party (a market surge) and leaving before the punch bowl disappears.
As John Meynard Keynes said, “The market can stay irrational longer than the investor can stay solvent.”
We aren’t superheroes, dressed in capes toting a crystal ball.
There are no superheroes, except in comic books and at the movies.

